If you know me, or have read at least two of my earlier
posts, you know I like to make lists. I owe this obsession to Daisy Fuentes and
MTV’s best show of all-time- the weekly Top 20 countdown. I would get up before
6 a.m. every Saturday morning when I was in the third or fourth grade just to
watch the new countdown. Since then, lists have been a part of my writing life.
Especially so when it comes to music. Doing my best Daisy
Fuentes impersonation, I would write down daily top ten lists for my favorite
songs at the moment. This would eventually lead to my first all-time top 100
list, created in 2001. Being my first list, it was a solid effort, but not too
representative of my music listening life- way too recent-centric.
So I have been doing this list pretty much every other year
since: 2001, 2002, 2005, 2007, 2009, and now 2012. With each passing countdown,
I would tweak the formula as to how I came up with the list a little bit here
and there, but with this being 2012 and the end of the Mayan long-count
calendar, I figured it was time for a countdown enlightenment.
To decide my 2012 list, I came up with a list of 315 songs:
the 100 from the 2009 countdown and 215 contenders. I played songs 101-315
against each other in a round-robin format, so each song “played a game”
against every other song on the 101-315 list, receiving either a win or a loss.
Here’s an example of how it went down, on a much smaller scale:
Let’s say I have a list of five songs, and I wanted to
decide my order of preference:
- 1. Song A
- 2. Song B
- 3. Song C
- 4. Song D
- 5. Song E
I would start by “playing” Song A against the field. Thus, I
would start with Song A and say “do I like Song A better than Song B?” If the
answer is “yes”, then Song A gets a tally in the win column and Song B gets a
tally in the loss column; “no” and it takes an L while Song B gets that
dub-sack. I would then move down the
list and say “do I like Song A better than Song C?”…and so on down to Song E.
Then Song A would be finished and have five decisions.
Say it looks like this after one rotation (getting my gymnastics terminology on!):
- Song A- 3-1
- Song B- 0-1
- Song C- 1-0
- Song D- 0-1
- Song E- 0-1
In this example, Song A has gone 3-1 by beating Song B, Song
D and Song E and losing to Song C.
Next, I would move to Song B and say “do I like Song B
better than Song C?”- there is no need to say “do I like Song B better than
Song A?” because that has already been decided. Say it now looks like this after two rotations (pommel horse coming up next):
- Song A- 3-1
- Song B- 1-3
- Song C- 2-0
- Song D- 0-2
- Song E- 1-1
Song B didn’t fare as well as Song A, losing to Song C and
Song E and only beating Song D; this in addition to already losing to Song A
during Song A’s rotation. This process would continue for each of the remaining
songs. The song with the best record moves to the top of the list, the song
with the worst record dwells in the cellar, and everything in between. Once I
finished with 101-315, the songs with the 100 best records moved on to the final
round of 200, and I repeated the process (I actually added another song after
the cut to 200, so it turned out to be 201). Songs at the top of the list
before round-robin play begins have a considerable advantage, because I’m
comparing that song to the next one on the list, while listening to the song
that I’m putting into play. But that song should have an advantage, because it
was on the top of my head to begin with, and once you get to that second cut
and are dealing with 1-201, the previous No. 1 song should have the edge as the
reigning champion.
As you can surmise, this takes a long frickin’ time- try six
months- but it also takes less time as you go down the list, because there are
fewer and fewer wins and losses to hand out. If that’s too confusing, too bad; I
can’t really explain it better than that.
Methodology out of the way, let’s get to the countdown. I
will do this list in ten-song installments. Ready?
100. Bush-
Machinehead (genre: hard rock…
first listen: Summer 1996… position in 2009 Top 100: 49)
This song made it by a half-game over “Master Thesis” by
Canibus. It was a half-game because there were a few ties, and when there were
ties in or on the cusp of the Top 100, I played tiebreaker games between or
amongst the songs in question (there were five-way ties a couple of times),
doing it much in the same format as I did to decide the overall order. But anyways,
this song barely held on to its Top 100 position. I’m pretty sure this was a
song in the low-70s in 2005 and mid-60s in 2007 before jumping to the top half
of the countdown in 2009. Despite its slip, I still consider this a classic- I
have more than 7,600 songs on my iPod, so if a song makes the Top 100, it’s in
the top 1.3 percent of songs that I for the most part like. It’s a true
one-percenter!
Nothing beats mid-90s alternative rock besides good hip-hop
and house from the turn of the century. Still, I love mid-90s rock. This song
was on those famous Top 20 countdowns hosted by the great Daisy Fuentes, I’m
pretty sure. Gavin Rossdale is the man, and I’m not sure there was a better
music couple than him and Gwen Stefani. MAYBE Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu, but I’d
still take the No Doubter and Bush head in that match-up.
99. De La Soul-
Ooh (Ft. Redman) (genre:
hip-hop… first listen: Fall 2000… position in 2009 Top 100: 53)
I’m going to show my relative youth here: This song was my
introduction to De La Soul. Yeah, I was late on De La. Like “Machinehead”, this
song took a serious step back in my countdown, but also like “Machinehead”,
this song is a beast. I love this song so much that I didn’t even pay attention
to the racial slur directed to Mexicans in this track until one of my friends
pointed it out like nine years after the fact. The line in question is “work
hard like wetbacks”. Yeah, coming from De La, I didn’t really expect that. Oh
well, I’m not going to let one line take away from the overall greatness of
this cut. I’m not excusing it, but I’m not going to penalize it for a poor
choice of a term (please, let's not get into another discussion about how racist this song is or isn't, but I'm prepared for it). The music video is pretty tight too- has a Wizard of Oz
feeling to it.
98. Cru- Just
Another Case (Ft. Slick Rick) (genre:
hip-hop… first listen: Summer 2005… position in 2009 Top 100: didn’t qualify)
I was about 10 years late on this song; just happened into
it late one night watching MTV Jams, back when MTV Jams had 0 infomercial
interruptions and it was just music videos and Buttah Man hosting some game
between a fan and a rapper; the fan would get tube socks win or lose. Oh yeah-
it’s called “Hood Fab”, and the theme song beat sounded pretty much like “Rubber
Band Man”, probably because David Banner produced both tracks to my knowledge.
Back to the song- as soon as I heard it, I immediately went
to the family computer (this was before I had a laptop) and downloaded that bad
boy off KaZaA (yeah, remember KaZaA?). Actually check that- I’m pretty sure it
was Limewire. Either case, I didn't obtain the track in a legal fashion. But don't worry feds, I have purchased the track off iTunes since.
I forgot about the song for a while before it officially
became a part of the Dannaman rotation. The beat in this song is so good that
it took me six years to realize that I had an edited version of the song. In
fact, it wasn’t until I started working on the 2012 version of the Top 100 that
I had this realization.
Hella East Coast ‘90s feel to it, and Slick Rick drops a gem
of a guest verse (though he is not in the music video- I think he was in jail at the time). But this song is really made by the first two verses and the
interplay between the MCs in Cru and their masterful storytelling.
97. Lamb- Transfatty
Acid (Kruder & Dorfmeister Mix) (genre: chillout electronia… first
listen: January 6, 2009… position in
2009 Top 100: didn’t qualify)
Yes, I remember the exact day I got this track. I was
driving back up to Stanford for the start of winter quarter, looking none too
forward to the next ten weeks at all. Literally as I pulled up to campus, this
song started to play and I’ve been transfixed ever since.
I absolutely love Lamb in three songs, this being the only
one that made the countdown (the other two being “Heaven” and “I Cry”, which
were in the Top 315). She has a great voice, and if she has a good producer
behind her, it’s an eargasmic combination. Kruder & Dorfmeister are the
biggest hit-or-miss duo there is- they can come up with some horrible ish where
they don’t even try to make a melody and go for some atmospheric sound that
totally doesn’t work, or they can be pure genius. This song is the latter. The
first version I had of this song- off a Best of K&D compilation- had a bit
too much of the former in it, but luckily I got a Café Del Mar compilation that
had a 90 second shorter version of this song and got rid of a good bit of that
K&D clutter (the one posted is the long one- deal with it).
This song was one of the last 10-15 to make the 200 cut on
the countdown, but really came on strong in the final round of cuts. Kudos to
Lamb and K&D, for whatever that’s worth.
96. Spooks- Things
I’ve Seen (genre: hip-hop… first listen: Spring 2000… position in 2009 Top 100: 86)
This song is off the soundtrack for the Laurence
Fishburne-directed flick Once in the Life,
which is a pretty good movie. I saw this music video on BET one day and copped
the CD single on my next trip to Tower Records (back when I bought CD singles,
because they were less likely to have the Parental Advisory sticker on ‘em). The
Spooks did their namesake right on this cut, creating an eerie mood for a
serious track. The verses are tight, the female vocals on the hook are beast,
there’s not much else to say besides the fact that this song used to be in my
Top 40 on my first few countdowns, maybe even Top 30, but it has dropped off a
bit since.
95. Reks- Science
of Life II (Ft. Alius of OVM) (genre:
hip-hop… first listen: Fall 2004… position in 2009 Top 100: 84)
Reks is that dude, man. He is one of a few MCs whose albums
I will cop unheard, and I believe I have all of his major releases (supposedly
he is dropping his second album of 2012 pretty soon, or maybe it’s already
out). He fell off the face of the Earth for about five years and then came back
with a bang, releasing like four or five albums in the last four years or so.
Statik Selektah and Termanology really resurrected this dude’s career.
“Science of Life II” is off Reks’ first album Along Came the Chosen, which is an
amazing CD. This song would be higher if Reks rapped all three verses in this
cut; nothing against Alius, but Reks is just a ton better. The beat is one of
those ones that just makes you reminisce and reflect, and the female vocals on
the chorus are to die for.
94. Summer
Junkies- I’m Gonna Luv U (genre: early
‘90s dance/house… first listen:
Early-mid ‘90s or Early 2000s, can’t really remember… position in 2009 Top 100: didn’t qualify)
It literally took me five years to find this song; this is
one of a few songs like that on this countdown, all of them in the house genre.
This song will take ya back- it uses that semi-famous “Moments in Love” sample
by Art of Noise that you’d have a decent chance of recognizing and just has
that Renee in the Midday from Wild 94.9’s Wild Workout at Noon feel to it. If
you listened to Wild 94.9 back in like 2000 or so, you know what I’m talking
about. Best listened to on a Friday afternoon.
93. Mr. Scruff-
Get a Move On (genre:
instrumental chillout electronica/lounge… first
listen: Early 2000s… position in 2009
Top 100: didn’t qualify)
I’m pretty sure this is making a return to the countdown,
but I don’t have much of a way of checking on that because all I have on this
laptop is my 2009 countdown. I could check the message boards of this one
wrestling website I used to go to all the time because I posted a couple of
them there (what up TPWW?!); maybe I’ll get back to you on that.
This song was featured in a Lincoln Navigator commercial
that Jeff Garcia starred in. I love lounge-y melodies, and this one fits the
bill, but perhaps its most redeeming quality is its use of the vocal sample: “You gon’ have to keep movin’; you gon’ have
to keep movin, boy. You gon’ have to keep movin’; you gon’ have to keep movin,
boy. You gon’ have to keep movin; you gon’ have to keep movin’, boy. You gon’
have to keep movin’… Or you’ll be left behind.”
It is chopped, mixed and mashed so beautifully and in so
many different ways in this song, and that is why Mr. Scruff is hotter than
Mims.
92. Jedi Mind
Tricks- Blood Runs Cold (Ft. Sean Price) (genre: hip-hop… first listen:
Fall 2004… position in 2009 Top 100: didn’t
qualify)
This song was my introduction to both Jedi Mind and Sean P. All
three verses by Sean Price, Jus Allah and Vinnie Paz are super legit and the
beat is a total head-nodder. It’s all in the vocal sample in a beat, people, or
at least in this song. This is one of those songs that makes you feel elevated,
like you’re listening to this song from your throne, looking out into vastness
of your empire, pondering some Aramaic equations. I should probably purchase
the album this is off- Violent by Design-
but I probably won’t. After getting Visions
of Gandhi, which sounds like it would be an awesome album off the title but
it really isn’t, I don’t think I can take Jedi Mind for 20-plus tracks, even if
Stoupe is on every beat.
91. Cranberries-
Zombie (genre: rock… first listen: 1996… position in 2009 Top 100: 29)
And it was probably higher than 29 in the past. Despite the
slide of 62 spots, I doubt this song will leave the countdown anytime soon. Who
can forget the harrowing lyrics and haunting hook to this cut? As one of my
friends pointed out, this song is about the conflict in Northern Ireland and
pulls very few punches. The music video is amazing to boot, back when music
videos were more than Illuminati imagery and actually had a message.
Alright, stay tuned for 90-81, which will be posted whenever
I feel like writing it up and then posting it.
you crack me up and I am so happy we are friends. people just love to correct me and tell me you are viki's friend. but I claim you as my own friend, 'cause you are awesome.
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